1. The thought of you makes my face twitch like a 9.0 magnitude earthquake.
2. He kissed her lips like they were the last envelope to lick in a stack of 100 thank you cards.
3. Her promise to her missionary was like the kiddie end of a pool, shallow and full of urine.
4.The line for the DMV was out the door, like Walmart at 4:00 on Valentine's Day.
5. Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. (I know everyone has heard this, but I love it so much. :D)
I'm sure you guys have much funnier ones!
Haha! Thanks for dedicating #3 to me.
ReplyDeleteNumber 3, yes... just yes... It's epic.
ReplyDeleteclever haha, i like number 2.
ReplyDeleteI loved these! Especially #1 and #2. I had a funny image in my head, imagining someone's face twitching that much:)
ReplyDeleteI want to see #1 occur. :) Good choices, these are funny!
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